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1 december 2024, 12:52
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1-She is like a child
2-Don't lean in to her. Pull her into you
3-Men have to create their value. Women have to protect their value
4-Remember to facefuck her
5-Arguing with her is falling into her frame
6-Every girl is practice
7-Three ways to her heart
8-You are more important than her
9-If you want to be friendzoned, just be really nice to her and help her with lots of stuff
10-The minute you don't give a shit what she think of you is the minute you become more attractive
11-Kiss her forehead
12-Damaged feet, damaged pussy
13-Being humble gets you nowhere with women. Absolutely nowhere
14-The more joy you have for life, the more attractive you will be
15-The size of your cock is not the problem. The size of your balls, that's the problem
16-Be the man she can't control
17-Complaining isn't very masculine
18-Be so confident that you have an aura
19-You don't get the pussy you want. You get the pussy you earn
20-The stronger you are, the better she treats you. The weaker you are, the worse she treats you
21-Whip it out and WIN!
22-What her pussy conceals, her index finger reveals
23-Taking a woman seriously is usually your first mistake
24-If you want to lose her, just give her more than she gives you
25-Enter her pussy. Enter her mouth. Enter her ass. Do not enter her chaos
26-Pussy is one hell of a drug
27-Be a wild facefucker in a sea of pussylickers
28-Women punish weakness the way men punish fatness
29-If you don't believe in yourself, she won't believe in you either
30-If she sticks out her tongue, she is not the one!
31-More makeup, more lies
32-Beautiful girls don't fuck cowards
33-The tighter her clothes, the looser her pussy
34-Whatever her tattoo says, it really just says SLUT
35-The way she takes care of her feet and hair is the way she takes care of her pussy and reputation
36-Sex starts with a blowjob
37-Licking her pussy is like buying her flowers
38-If she controls the sex, she controls the relationship
39-The way she feels about your cum is the way she feels about you
40-Don't fall in love with an impatient woman, no matter how big her tits
41-If you want to lose her, just idealize her
42-Fuck her like a whore and she will come back for more
43-Love her for what she is, don't hate her for what she's not
44-One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to think she is innocent
45-She will destroy you if you let her
46-Dirty sneakers. Dirty pussy
47-Fuck her so good she obeys you
48-The harder you fuck her, the harder it is for her to leave you
49-Don't punish her with words. Punish her with silence
50-Every time you complain your balls shrink just a little bit
51-Dirty mouth. Dirty pussy
52-Every tattoo on her body represents ten cocks in her mouth
53-The more she can control you, the less she will respect you
54-Hiding your sexual fantasies from her is a form of cock shame
55-Good pussy has healing powers
56-Protect her from what she wants
57-Sex so rough she falls in love
58-The more she has to compete for your cock, the more she wants to suck it
59-If she loves attention from random men, she probably loves cock from random men
60-One crazy slut can ruin your life
61-Love is war
62-Small tits are fine. Short hair is a crime
63-Girl with long hair > girl with a masters degree
64-If she’s studying law, just walk away. If she’s a lawyer, RUN
65-If you’ve never lived with a woman, you know nothing about women
66-Beware the leopard print female
67-A damaged girl will begin to damage you
68-Getting angry at her is falling into her frame
69-Arguing with a woman reveals that you don't understand women
70-Everything is your fault. Nothing is her fault
71-Shy girls are a gift from God
72-There is nothing red pill about hating women
73-The more vegan she is, the more crazy she is
74-If she prefers cats over dogs just end the date because she has a cold heart
75-Make her the prize and she will fuck other guys
76-The lower her body count, the higher her value
77-Even the shy girls want to be facefucked. Even the shy girls
78-The more you give her, the more she takes
79-The deeper you go into her pussy, the closer you get to her heart
80-If her feet are dirty, leave in a hurry!
81-Your cock is her drug
82-She wants to suffer for love
83-If you can’t be handsome, be dangerous
84-Pierced nipples means she's been gangbanged
85-The more skin she shows, the more guys she blows
86-Without drama, she gets bored
87-We are men. Without skills, we are nothing
88-Find the girls who think you're handsome and fuck those girls
89-You like her tits and ass. She likes your courage and confidence
90-Every new cock that penetrates her ages her 3 to 6 months
91-Your cock is not "junk"
92-If you love her, give her drama
93-Her insecurities make her adorable. Your insecurities make you pathetic
94-Her job is to look pretty. Your job is to talk to her
95-When you can cold approach, the entire world is your dating app
96-Does she love her father?
97-Her tongue is a sexual organ
98-A shy girl will give you memories that last a lifetime. A party girl will give you STDs that last a lifetime
99-"She's not yours, it's just your turn" is how losers see women
100-Good pussy > Easy pussy
101-You are the flower. She is the bee
102-Her tits are fake. Her gonorrhea is real
103-If her pussy is tight, you're doing alright
104-Tell her she has a fat clitoris and she'll remember you for the rest of her life
105-He protects her body. She protects his heart. This is love
106-Don't complain. Improve your game
107-If you're too shy, she will fuck another guy
108-If you want more girls, become more dangerous
109-The men who fuck a lot are the men who get rejected a lot
110-Just listen to her without giving her advice and she will love you more
111-If she shows off her ass, she's got no class
112-If you can't open her legs, you can't open her heart
113-The nice guy makes her pussy dry
114-The deeper you go into her pussy, the deeper her pussy goes into you
115-The older you get, the harder it is to fall in love
116-Big cities are slut factories
117-Doing hard things gets you hot girls
118-The more bitter you get, the less pussy you get
119-Every man lives. Every man dies. Not every man facefucks
120-If she's been to Dubai, you don't want to know why
121-Weak father. OnlyFans daughter
122-Boring boyfriend. Cheating girlfriend
123-If she likes hip hop music, guess what else she likes
124-She will judge you by how easily you can unhook her bra
125-Every girl you bang is +1. Every slut you bang is -1
126-If you look boring, she's going to think you fuck boring
127-There's nothing sexy about a man washing dishes
128-She will compare your cock to every previous cock
129-With great facefucking comes great responsibility
130-If you're looking for sluts, look for tattoos
131-Don't interrupt your enemy when he's licking pussy
132-If you are weak, she will be cruel
133-Asking her about her sexual history is asking her to lie
134-Good girls are hard to find. Sluts are everywhere
135-If she’s been to Ibiza four times, put on four condoms
136-Be more ruthless. Be more shameless
137-Why do sluts curse so much?
138-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head
139-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness
140-If she doesn't keep her shoes clean why would she keep her pussy clean?
141-If her hair is pink, her pussy stinks
142-Past sluttiness is the best predictor of future sluttiness
143-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness
144-Did Genghis Khan lick pussy? I don't think so!
145-A nice guy would never whip it out
146-She is looking for a cock to worship
147-Did you ever see James Bond suck on a straw?
148-She wants to chase the man chasing his own dreams
149-Teach a man to facefuck and he will never be lonely
150-The definition of a slut: she can't remember all the cocks she sucked
151-She doesn’t want a nice guy. She wants a force of nature
152-Her bleached hair was your first warning
153-If she doesn't have clean feet why would she have a clean pussy?
154-The girl with the thigh tattoo has something she wants to give you
155-Makeup is manipulation
156-Crazy nails. Crazy girl
157-Big tits are hot unless they are bought
158-Girl game is cooking, wearing pretty dresses, surrendering in bed
159-She wants to be treated with respect before sex and after sex but not during sex
160-Love dies when you lean in
161-Fuck like a beast. Love like a fool
162-Your passion excites her. Your logic bores her
163-She pretends to be strong but she wants to be weak
164-Did grandpa facefuck grandma? I would like to think so
165-We all need something to live for. Dirty pussy is probably not it
166-Be her facefucking hero
167-Talk to the girls that scare you
168-If you were more of a man, she would be more of a woman
169-The way you feel about your cock is the way you feel about yourself
170-The more she drinks, the more her pussy stinks
171-The more tattoos the quicker she screws
172-Losers hate women because women hate losers
173-If you want to appear less masculine, just suck on a straw
174-She can make her own money but she can’t fuck her own face
175-Fill her mouth with cock. Fill her heart with love
176-Beauty is fuel for life
177-Don’t lose a good girl by chasing sluts
178-Fuck her three holes so she knows you're in control
179-There are many beautiful things about a woman but her elbows are not one of them
180-The more you try to please her, the more you will fail
181-Big tits are nice. Pretty legs are a requirement
182-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head
183-You’re only as strong as your weakest facefuck
184-A ring through her nose you know she's a hoe
185-The immature man wants quick pussy. The mature man wants clean pussy
186-She wants to be rescued
187-Her fantasies are on your side
188-Every girl fucks different. Every slut fucks the same
189-You want pretty girls but you wear ugly shoes
190-The way you feel about her right after you cum on her face, that's the way you really feel abour her
191-Assume sluttiness
192-If the sex isn't good enough, her tits aren't big enough
193-One day, in retrospect, your days of facefucking will strike you as the most beautiful
194-The more tattoos, the quicker she screws
195-If you're afraid, you won't get laid
196-Bore her. Lose her
197-Every blowjob is an opportunity to facefuck
198-If you want more sex, take more dance classes
199-The bigger your balls, the more she wants to lick them
200-The history of the world is men fighting for power and women fucking whoever wins
201-Girls don't like bad boys. Girls LOVE bad boys
202-Facefuck like she's never vomited before
203-If you want ugly girls, be humble and polite
204-The pussy is worthless without the cock
205-Fall in love with the wrong woman and watch your life slowly turn into hell
206-Patriarchy > degeneracy
207-Makeup is a gateway drug
208-If she's wearing lipstick, she wants to suck dick
209-We take skinny ankles for granted until we see a pretty girl with fat ankles and then we want to throw up
210-What turns you on, turns her on
211-Small real tits > big fake tits
212-The blowjob is the relationship litmus test
213-You love her beauty, style and grace. She wants you to fuck her face
214-The cowardly man bores her. The courageous man fascinates her
215-Fuck her in the ass if you want the love to last
216-One facefuck can change your life
217-Fail one of her shit tests and the next one will be tougher
218-The secret to falling in love with one woman is to not have any other girls to fuck
219-Does she have short index fingers?
220-You can do better than sluts
221-Clean pussy > quick pussy
222-One girl gets you another girl
223-Marry a beautiful woman. You don't want ugly kids, do you?
224-You want the girl with the big heart and the small pussy not the other way around
225-Give her everything and she will leave you with nothing
226-Her love language is facefucking
227-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos to get a rough estimate
228-Sometimes she wants love. Sometimes she wants anal
229-If her titties are large you gotta take charge
230-Big city. Big sluts
231-Your cock > your tongue
232-Fuck her face > lick her pussy
233-Every time you fuck a slut you're telling your subconscious you're a loser who will fuck anything because that's exactly what you're doing
234-Her secret dream is to be obscene
235-Big earrings, big pussy
236-Ignoring her is the ultimate punishment
237-Getting drunk and fucking sluts is no way to go through life
238-Makeup is the addiction no one wants to talk about
239-The sweetest sound is the sound of her gasping for air as you facefuck her
240-The things we do for pussy
241-She is wired to surrender to power
242-She would treat you better if you fucked her better
243-When she gags on a cock is when she knows it's big
244-Leopard print clothes are worn by hoes
245-If her friends are sluts she will soon also be a slut
246-The way she walks is the way she fucks
247-If she gives you butterflies you probably won't fuck her
248-When the facefucker is ready, the mouth will appear
249-The girls who look bad in winter look worse in summer
250-If her pussy is dry you must ask yourself why
251-Sexual shame will kill your game
252-The more girls you have the more girls you get
253-She's looking for love & sex but not necessarily in that order
254-Weak men hate women because women hate weak men
255-There's more wisdom in your cock than in your greatest philosophy
256-You look weak when you kiss her cheek
257-She would rather suffer a broken heart than suffer boredom
258-First she surrenders to power. Then she surrenders to love
259-Less pedestalizing. More facefucking
260-She wants attention so she picks a fight
261-Don't forget to make her wet
262-If you're not getting any she doesn't want to give you any
263-Pretty girls in summer dresses is one of the pinnacles of life
264-If you're humble and polite you will be alone all night
265-That which can destroy her can protect her
266-Inhale beauty. Exhale joy
267-A man with a guitar can work magic with women
268-Lose your ability to fuck other girls and you lose your ability to fuck her
269-Nobody said getting pussy was easy, who gave you that idea?
270-If you have no skills, no one will love you
271-Sluts love music festivals
272-Did you ever see James Bond lick pussy?
273-Every girl you meet is trying to teach you something. Most are trying to teach you not to put up with their bullshit
274-Nothing relaxes a woman like anal sex
275-If she is crying let her cry
276-A slut is rotten fruit
277-A facefuck a day keeps the divorce court away
278-She is bored and looking for fun and by bored I mean horny and by fun I mean dick
279-If you can't do amazing things what makes you think you deserve an amazing girl
280-Happiness is a warm pussy
281-Her snake tattoo is warning you
282-If her tits are spilling out she is not devout
283-The most important ingredient for getting laid is to already be getting laid
284-She gains one point naked by candlelight
285-If you're better looking than her, she's gaming you
286-If her tattoo count is four you know she is a whore
287-Aposematism means don't fuck the girl with blue hair
288-The more thongs she owns the more dicks she's blown
289-Bitterness is an effective pussy repellent
290-Her vanity is only exceeded by her desire to suffer
291-Her leopard print was your first hint
292-She wants to be adored and also fucked like a whore
293-When a man can't find a good woman, he distracts himself with sluts
294-Give her your power and you will have a hard time getting it back
295-True love is thumb surrender
296-Cock worship is real
297-Facefucking is the antidote to pedestalizing
298-To master pussy we must first master fear
299-If you want the girls other men can't get you have to do things other men can't do
300-Being in love with a beautiful girl is a higher state of being
301-She can be beautiful, suck amazing dick & still be a huge pain in the ass
302-The minute you start boring her is the minute you start losing her
303-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos & piercings so you can get a rough estimate
304-Lazy men get ugly pussy
305-If she can fluster you, why would she want to fuck you?
306-Being sexually desired makes her feel sexually desirable
307-If she shows her body on Instagram she’s looking for trouble and by trouble I mean excitement and by excitement I mean dick
308-She doesn't want to be a slut, she wants to be YOUR slut
309-If you're expecting her to be logical and true to her word you're expecting her to act like a man
310-A good woman makes your life better. A bad woman makes your life worse because now you have genital herpes
311-The minute you start playing the victim is the minute you stop being a man
312-If you don't facefuck her some other guy will facefuck her and she will fall in love with him instead of you
313-When you cockshame yourself you cockshame Rivelino because we are all one
314-The future belongs to those who facefuck
315-She wants to see how strong you are so she tries to break you
316-If she says you have a small dick you say she has a big pussy. REFRAME
317-A woman who is lost is a woman who needs our help. A man who is lost is a loser
318-Let her disrespect you just a little bit and she will start to disrespect you more
319-Women are held to higher standards of cleanliness. Men are held to higher standards of courage
320-If you promise only to fuck her and then she doesn't want to fuck you then you're fucked
321-Can a woman admire a submissive man?
322-Lean on her and she will start to lean away
323-Nothing is her fault and nothing you say can convince her otherwise
324-The more you argue with her the more you dry out her pussy
325-Fuck her face so she knows her place
326-One approach can change your life
327-There is nothing boring about whipping it out
328-Her deepest itch is to be fucked like a bitch
329-Being neurotic kills the polarity because it makes you too similar to her
330-Do not hurt her even if she want you to
331-Always trying to fuck on the first date is how you end up with sluts and herpes
332-The biggest difference between men and women is that women fantasize about being photographed naked
333-It's better to have facefucked and lost than never to have facefucked at all
334-The more rattled you get the less pussy you get
335-She displays her tits and ass. You display your confidence and courage
336-Her brain is neurotic, her emotions are chaotic, her pussy is a narcotic
337-The girl who makes sandwiches for the trip, that's the girl you want
338-Every time she takes out the trash she remembers that she can’t keep a man
339-The greatest thrill you ever will feel is fucking a girl whose eyelashes are real
340-She thrives when she has to imagine what you're up to and she withers when she knows it's something boring
341-The pussy is a slippery beast
342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best
343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love
344-Facefucking is an act of love
345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection
346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex
347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach
348-Being boring kills the polarity because she is boring
349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet
350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four
351-Can you trust a woman with dark towels in her bathroom?
352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical
353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not
354-To master pussy we must first master fear
355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you
356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down
357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly
358-If you want more clout, just whip it out
359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?!
360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine
361-Finding love is hard. Keeping love is harder
362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her
363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger
364-Does she own more books or shoes?
365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world
366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero
367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love
368-The deeper you go into the female psyche, the darker it gets
369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one
370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work
371-She wants a man who knows because she doesn’t want to teach him
372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls
373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl
374-Pussy is not the goal. Pussy is the reward
375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease
376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other
377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior
378-Few girls will say please fuck my face. You gotta remember on your own
379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea
380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart
381-The tattoos on her thighs will lead to your demise
382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you
383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick
384-She is happiest with a cock in her mouth
385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt
386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy
387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple
388-She's gonna worry about something so she might as well worry about keeping you satisfied
389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him
390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature
391-Women inspire men to be brave. Men inspire women to be beautiful
392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her
393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other
394-The blowjob was originally invented to shut women up
395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels
396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick
397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age
398-One girl is dependence. Two girls is abundance
399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex
400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%
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Deze 'wijsheden' bevatten naast veel waarheden over vrouwen, ook halve waarheden en uit de lucht gegrepen onzin, maar vermakelijk zijn ze wel. ;)
1-She is like a child
2-Don't lean in to her. Pull her into you
3-Men have to create their value. Women have to protect their value
4-Remember to facefuck her
5-Arguing with her is falling into her frame
6-Every girl is practice
7-Three ways to her heart
8-You are more important than her
9-If you want to be friendzoned, just be really nice to her and help her with lots of stuff
10-The minute you don't give a shit what she think of you is the minute you become more attractive
11-Kiss her forehead
12-Damaged feet, damaged pussy
13-Being humble gets you nowhere with women. Absolutely nowhere
14-The more joy you have for life, the more attractive you will be
15-The size of your cock is not the problem. The size of your balls, that's the problem
16-Be the man she can't control
17-Complaining isn't very masculine
18-Be so confident that you have an aura
19-You don't get the pussy you want. You get the pussy you earn
20-The stronger you are, the better she treats you. The weaker you are, the worse she treats you
21-Whip it out and WIN!
22-What her pussy conceals, her index finger reveals
23-Taking a woman seriously is usually your first mistake
24-If you want to lose her, just give her more than she gives you
25-Enter her pussy. Enter her mouth. Enter her ass. Do not enter her chaos
26-Pussy is one hell of a drug
27-Be a wild facefucker in a sea of pussylickers
28-Women punish weakness the way men punish fatness
29-If you don't believe in yourself, she won't believe in you either
30-If she sticks out her tongue, she is not the one!
31-More makeup, more lies
32-Beautiful girls don't fuck cowards
33-The tighter her clothes, the looser her pussy
34-Whatever her tattoo says, it really just says SLUT
35-The way she takes care of her feet and hair is the way she takes care of her pussy and reputation
36-Sex starts with a blowjob
37-Licking her pussy is like buying her flowers
38-If she controls the sex, she controls the relationship
39-The way she feels about your cum is the way she feels about you
40-Don't fall in love with an impatient woman, no matter how big her tits
41-If you want to lose her, just idealize her
42-Fuck her like a whore and she will come back for more
43-Love her for what she is, don't hate her for what she's not
44-One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to think she is innocent
45-She will destroy you if you let her
46-Dirty sneakers. Dirty pussy
47-Fuck her so good she obeys you
48-The harder you fuck her, the harder it is for her to leave you
49-Don't punish her with words. Punish her with silence
50-Every time you complain your balls shrink just a little bit
51-Dirty mouth. Dirty pussy
52-Every tattoo on her body represents ten cocks in her mouth
53-The more she can control you, the less she will respect you
54-Hiding your sexual fantasies from her is a form of cock shame
55-Good pussy has healing powers
56-Protect her from what she wants
57-Sex so rough she falls in love
58-The more she has to compete for your cock, the more she wants to suck it
59-If she loves attention from random men, she probably loves cock from random men
60-One crazy slut can ruin your life
61-Love is war
62-Small tits are fine. Short hair is a crime
63-Girl with long hair > girl with a masters degree
64-If she’s studying law, just walk away. If she’s a lawyer, RUN
65-If you’ve never lived with a woman, you know nothing about women
66-Beware the leopard print female
67-A damaged girl will begin to damage you
68-Getting angry at her is falling into her frame
69-Arguing with a woman reveals that you don't understand women
70-Everything is your fault. Nothing is her fault
71-Shy girls are a gift from God
72-There is nothing red pill about hating women
73-The more vegan she is, the more crazy she is
74-If she prefers cats over dogs just end the date because she has a cold heart
75-Make her the prize and she will fuck other guys
76-The lower her body count, the higher her value
77-Even the shy girls want to be facefucked. Even the shy girls
78-The more you give her, the more she takes
79-The deeper you go into her pussy, the closer you get to her heart
80-If her feet are dirty, leave in a hurry!
81-Your cock is her drug
82-She wants to suffer for love
83-If you can’t be handsome, be dangerous
84-Pierced nipples means she's been gangbanged
85-The more skin she shows, the more guys she blows
86-Without drama, she gets bored
87-We are men. Without skills, we are nothing
88-Find the girls who think you're handsome and fuck those girls
89-You like her tits and ass. She likes your courage and confidence
90-Every new cock that penetrates her ages her 3 to 6 months
91-Your cock is not "junk"
92-If you love her, give her drama
93-Her insecurities make her adorable. Your insecurities make you pathetic
94-Her job is to look pretty. Your job is to talk to her
95-When you can cold approach, the entire world is your dating app
96-Does she love her father?
97-Her tongue is a sexual organ
98-A shy girl will give you memories that last a lifetime. A party girl will give you STDs that last a lifetime
99-"She's not yours, it's just your turn" is how losers see women
100-Good pussy > Easy pussy
101-You are the flower. She is the bee
102-Her tits are fake. Her gonorrhea is real
103-If her pussy is tight, you're doing alright
104-Tell her she has a fat clitoris and she'll remember you for the rest of her life
105-He protects her body. She protects his heart. This is love
106-Don't complain. Improve your game
107-If you're too shy, she will fuck another guy
108-If you want more girls, become more dangerous
109-The men who fuck a lot are the men who get rejected a lot
110-Just listen to her without giving her advice and she will love you more
111-If she shows off her ass, she's got no class
112-If you can't open her legs, you can't open her heart
113-The nice guy makes her pussy dry
114-The deeper you go into her pussy, the deeper her pussy goes into you
115-The older you get, the harder it is to fall in love
116-Big cities are slut factories
117-Doing hard things gets you hot girls
118-The more bitter you get, the less pussy you get
119-Every man lives. Every man dies. Not every man facefucks
120-If she's been to Dubai, you don't want to know why
121-Weak father. OnlyFans daughter
122-Boring boyfriend. Cheating girlfriend
123-If she likes hip hop music, guess what else she likes
124-She will judge you by how easily you can unhook her bra
125-Every girl you bang is +1. Every slut you bang is -1
126-If you look boring, she's going to think you fuck boring
127-There's nothing sexy about a man washing dishes
128-She will compare your cock to every previous cock
129-With great facefucking comes great responsibility
130-If you're looking for sluts, look for tattoos
131-Don't interrupt your enemy when he's licking pussy
132-If you are weak, she will be cruel
133-Asking her about her sexual history is asking her to lie
134-Good girls are hard to find. Sluts are everywhere
135-If she’s been to Ibiza four times, put on four condoms
136-Be more ruthless. Be more shameless
137-Why do sluts curse so much?
138-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head
139-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness
140-If she doesn't keep her shoes clean why would she keep her pussy clean?
141-If her hair is pink, her pussy stinks
142-Past sluttiness is the best predictor of future sluttiness
143-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness
144-Did Genghis Khan lick pussy? I don't think so!
145-A nice guy would never whip it out
146-She is looking for a cock to worship
147-Did you ever see James Bond suck on a straw?
148-She wants to chase the man chasing his own dreams
149-Teach a man to facefuck and he will never be lonely
150-The definition of a slut: she can't remember all the cocks she sucked
151-She doesn’t want a nice guy. She wants a force of nature
152-Her bleached hair was your first warning
153-If she doesn't have clean feet why would she have a clean pussy?
154-The girl with the thigh tattoo has something she wants to give you
155-Makeup is manipulation
156-Crazy nails. Crazy girl
157-Big tits are hot unless they are bought
158-Girl game is cooking, wearing pretty dresses, surrendering in bed
159-She wants to be treated with respect before sex and after sex but not during sex
160-Love dies when you lean in
161-Fuck like a beast. Love like a fool
162-Your passion excites her. Your logic bores her
163-She pretends to be strong but she wants to be weak
164-Did grandpa facefuck grandma? I would like to think so
165-We all need something to live for. Dirty pussy is probably not it
166-Be her facefucking hero
167-Talk to the girls that scare you
168-If you were more of a man, she would be more of a woman
169-The way you feel about your cock is the way you feel about yourself
170-The more she drinks, the more her pussy stinks
171-The more tattoos the quicker she screws
172-Losers hate women because women hate losers
173-If you want to appear less masculine, just suck on a straw
174-She can make her own money but she can’t fuck her own face
175-Fill her mouth with cock. Fill her heart with love
176-Beauty is fuel for life
177-Don’t lose a good girl by chasing sluts
178-Fuck her three holes so she knows you're in control
179-There are many beautiful things about a woman but her elbows are not one of them
180-The more you try to please her, the more you will fail
181-Big tits are nice. Pretty legs are a requirement
182-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head
183-You’re only as strong as your weakest facefuck
184-A ring through her nose you know she's a hoe
185-The immature man wants quick pussy. The mature man wants clean pussy
186-She wants to be rescued
187-Her fantasies are on your side
188-Every girl fucks different. Every slut fucks the same
189-You want pretty girls but you wear ugly shoes
190-The way you feel about her right after you cum on her face, that's the way you really feel abour her
191-Assume sluttiness
192-If the sex isn't good enough, her tits aren't big enough
193-One day, in retrospect, your days of facefucking will strike you as the most beautiful
194-The more tattoos, the quicker she screws
195-If you're afraid, you won't get laid
196-Bore her. Lose her
197-Every blowjob is an opportunity to facefuck
198-If you want more sex, take more dance classes
199-The bigger your balls, the more she wants to lick them
200-The history of the world is men fighting for power and women fucking whoever wins
201-Girls don't like bad boys. Girls LOVE bad boys
202-Facefuck like she's never vomited before
203-If you want ugly girls, be humble and polite
204-The pussy is worthless without the cock
205-Fall in love with the wrong woman and watch your life slowly turn into hell
206-Patriarchy > degeneracy
207-Makeup is a gateway drug
208-If she's wearing lipstick, she wants to suck dick
209-We take skinny ankles for granted until we see a pretty girl with fat ankles and then we want to throw up
210-What turns you on, turns her on
211-Small real tits > big fake tits
212-The blowjob is the relationship litmus test
213-You love her beauty, style and grace. She wants you to fuck her face
214-The cowardly man bores her. The courageous man fascinates her
215-Fuck her in the ass if you want the love to last
216-One facefuck can change your life
217-Fail one of her shit tests and the next one will be tougher
218-The secret to falling in love with one woman is to not have any other girls to fuck
219-Does she have short index fingers?
220-You can do better than sluts
221-Clean pussy > quick pussy
222-One girl gets you another girl
223-Marry a beautiful woman. You don't want ugly kids, do you?
224-You want the girl with the big heart and the small pussy not the other way around
225-Give her everything and she will leave you with nothing
226-Her love language is facefucking
227-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos to get a rough estimate
228-Sometimes she wants love. Sometimes she wants anal
229-If her titties are large you gotta take charge
230-Big city. Big sluts
231-Your cock > your tongue
232-Fuck her face > lick her pussy
233-Every time you fuck a slut you're telling your subconscious you're a loser who will fuck anything because that's exactly what you're doing
234-Her secret dream is to be obscene
235-Big earrings, big pussy
236-Ignoring her is the ultimate punishment
237-Getting drunk and fucking sluts is no way to go through life
238-Makeup is the addiction no one wants to talk about
239-The sweetest sound is the sound of her gasping for air as you facefuck her
240-The things we do for pussy
241-She is wired to surrender to power
242-She would treat you better if you fucked her better
243-When she gags on a cock is when she knows it's big
244-Leopard print clothes are worn by hoes
245-If her friends are sluts she will soon also be a slut
246-The way she walks is the way she fucks
247-If she gives you butterflies you probably won't fuck her
248-When the facefucker is ready, the mouth will appear
249-The girls who look bad in winter look worse in summer
250-If her pussy is dry you must ask yourself why
251-Sexual shame will kill your game
252-The more girls you have the more girls you get
253-She's looking for love & sex but not necessarily in that order
254-Weak men hate women because women hate weak men
255-There's more wisdom in your cock than in your greatest philosophy
256-You look weak when you kiss her cheek
257-She would rather suffer a broken heart than suffer boredom
258-First she surrenders to power. Then she surrenders to love
259-Less pedestalizing. More facefucking
260-She wants attention so she picks a fight
261-Don't forget to make her wet
262-If you're not getting any she doesn't want to give you any
263-Pretty girls in summer dresses is one of the pinnacles of life
264-If you're humble and polite you will be alone all night
265-That which can destroy her can protect her
266-Inhale beauty. Exhale joy
267-A man with a guitar can work magic with women
268-Lose your ability to fuck other girls and you lose your ability to fuck her
269-Nobody said getting pussy was easy, who gave you that idea?
270-If you have no skills, no one will love you
271-Sluts love music festivals
272-Did you ever see James Bond lick pussy?
273-Every girl you meet is trying to teach you something. Most are trying to teach you not to put up with their bullshit
274-Nothing relaxes a woman like anal sex
275-If she is crying let her cry
276-A slut is rotten fruit
277-A facefuck a day keeps the divorce court away
278-She is bored and looking for fun and by bored I mean horny and by fun I mean dick
279-If you can't do amazing things what makes you think you deserve an amazing girl
280-Happiness is a warm pussy
281-Her snake tattoo is warning you
282-If her tits are spilling out she is not devout
283-The most important ingredient for getting laid is to already be getting laid
284-She gains one point naked by candlelight
285-If you're better looking than her, she's gaming you
286-If her tattoo count is four you know she is a whore
287-Aposematism means don't fuck the girl with blue hair
288-The more thongs she owns the more dicks she's blown
289-Bitterness is an effective pussy repellent
290-Her vanity is only exceeded by her desire to suffer
291-Her leopard print was your first hint
292-She wants to be adored and also fucked like a whore
293-When a man can't find a good woman, he distracts himself with sluts
294-Give her your power and you will have a hard time getting it back
295-True love is thumb surrender
296-Cock worship is real
297-Facefucking is the antidote to pedestalizing
298-To master pussy we must first master fear
299-If you want the girls other men can't get you have to do things other men can't do
300-Being in love with a beautiful girl is a higher state of being
301-She can be beautiful, suck amazing dick & still be a huge pain in the ass
302-The minute you start boring her is the minute you start losing her
303-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos & piercings so you can get a rough estimate
304-Lazy men get ugly pussy
305-If she can fluster you, why would she want to fuck you?
306-Being sexually desired makes her feel sexually desirable
307-If she shows her body on Instagram she’s looking for trouble and by trouble I mean excitement and by excitement I mean dick
308-She doesn't want to be a slut, she wants to be YOUR slut
309-If you're expecting her to be logical and true to her word you're expecting her to act like a man
310-A good woman makes your life better. A bad woman makes your life worse because now you have genital herpes
311-The minute you start playing the victim is the minute you stop being a man
312-If you don't facefuck her some other guy will facefuck her and she will fall in love with him instead of you
313-When you cockshame yourself you cockshame Rivelino because we are all one
314-The future belongs to those who facefuck
315-She wants to see how strong you are so she tries to break you
316-If she says you have a small dick you say she has a big pussy. REFRAME
317-A woman who is lost is a woman who needs our help. A man who is lost is a loser
318-Let her disrespect you just a little bit and she will start to disrespect you more
319-Women are held to higher standards of cleanliness. Men are held to higher standards of courage
320-If you promise only to fuck her and then she doesn't want to fuck you then you're fucked
321-Can a woman admire a submissive man?
322-Lean on her and she will start to lean away
323-Nothing is her fault and nothing you say can convince her otherwise
324-The more you argue with her the more you dry out her pussy
325-Fuck her face so she knows her place
326-One approach can change your life
327-There is nothing boring about whipping it out
328-Her deepest itch is to be fucked like a bitch
329-Being neurotic kills the polarity because it makes you too similar to her
330-Do not hurt her even if she want you to
331-Always trying to fuck on the first date is how you end up with sluts and herpes
332-The biggest difference between men and women is that women fantasize about being photographed naked
333-It's better to have facefucked and lost than never to have facefucked at all
334-The more rattled you get the less pussy you get
335-She displays her tits and ass. You display your confidence and courage
336-Her brain is neurotic, her emotions are chaotic, her pussy is a narcotic
337-The girl who makes sandwiches for the trip, that's the girl you want
338-Every time she takes out the trash she remembers that she can’t keep a man
339-The greatest thrill you ever will feel is fucking a girl whose eyelashes are real
340-She thrives when she has to imagine what you're up to and she withers when she knows it's something boring
341-The pussy is a slippery beast
342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best
343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love
344-Facefucking is an act of love
345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection
346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex
347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach
348-Being boring kills the polarity because she is boring
349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet
350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four
351-Can you trust a woman with dark towels in her bathroom?
352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical
353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not
354-To master pussy we must first master fear
355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you
356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down
357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly
358-If you want more clout, just whip it out
359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?!
360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine
361-Finding love is hard. Keeping love is harder
362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her
363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger
364-Does she own more books or shoes?
365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world
366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero
367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love
368-The deeper you go into the female psyche, the darker it gets
369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one
370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work
371-She wants a man who knows because she doesn’t want to teach him
372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls
373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl
374-Pussy is not the goal. Pussy is the reward
375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease
376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other
377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior
378-Few girls will say please fuck my face. You gotta remember on your own
379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea
380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart
381-The tattoos on her thighs will lead to your demise
382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you
383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick
384-She is happiest with a cock in her mouth
385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt
386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy
387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple
388-She's gonna worry about something so she might as well worry about keeping you satisfied
389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him
390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature
391-Women inspire men to be brave. Men inspire women to be beautiful
392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her
393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other
394-The blowjob was originally invented to shut women up
395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels
396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick
397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age
398-One girl is dependence. Two girls is abundance
399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex
400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%
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